| The 2006 Singapore Gaelic Lionesses |
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| Siobhan Carmody | A quiet and gentle lady off the pitch, Siobhan puts the word “Lion” into Gaelic Lions on the pitch. Not content with being one of SGL’s fiercest defenders against other teams, Siobhan will defend by whatever means necessary – including breaking other SGL player’s toes. Despite the fact that she married the coach, she never rests on her laurels and is flat out dishin’ up fish suppers and jumbo breakfast rolls to beat ‘da band. |
| Theresa Ahearn | When Theresa is not busy working out how to expense the trip to Shanghai, she flies the flag for Waterford GAA high and proud. Courtesy of her regular visits back to Ireland, Theresa has managed to keep the Lions and Lionesses in Taytos and Cadburys all year. Rumors abound that she is also secretly stockpiling cans of Bulmers for the mother of all cider parties, the likes of which has never been seen before in Singapore. So if you are ever looking for Theresa, the bushes around turf city might be a good place to start. |
| Janet Hedges | Janet eats wedding planners for breakfast. Whilst most brides-to-be spend the last three years before the wedding busily planning the finer points of seating arrangements, Janet still finds time to be Lady’s Captain, win Adventure Races and jet off to China for a spot of football the weekend before she walks up the aisle … on the other side of the world. Famous for her bartop dancing and devil may care attitude, Janet is also easily one of the most supportive and kindest people in the SGL and a favorite of everyone’s. |
| Caitriona Jennings | A newbie to the game of Gaelic Football, Caitriona has picked up the skills of the game very quickly indeed. And what she lacks in experience, she makes up for in speed and fitness. Anyone that can cover 5km in 18mins has to be an asset. Sometimes her enthusiasm can overflow though. Someone should really tell her that it’s illegal to send fellow players literally bouncing across the pitch. There are only so many apologies she can make via megaphone before people will start talking…. |
| Marti Crosbie | The 2006 Season saw the very welcome return of Mrs. Martina Crosbie, after taking some time off to pro-create last year. The queen of hospitality, Marti has been kept busy imparting her cookery skills to the Lady’s Captain in preparation for marriage and serving large G&T’s (‘for the malaria”) to anyone who’ll accept. Always up for the craic and a bit of gossip, this is one school nerd that always manages to be at the centre of things. |
| Catherine O’Leary | Another new comer to the Gaelic Lions this year, Catherine has stormed past all and taken her rightful place on team numero uno for this years’ Games. When she arrived in Singapore, rumour had it that she hadn’t spent much of her time running around a pitch. Now, thanks to her determination and skill, she can do the 50 m sofa to fridge sprint for a bottle of Bulmers in a record 2.7 seconds. Despite the double handicap of being from Cork and having a penchant for camogie, Catherine has wowed the club with her gift for impromptu storytelling and songwriting, making her a shoe-in to takeover Mary Barry’s mantle of “Craziest Woman in Singvegas”. Provided she is kept in “proper” cider, Catherine looks set to retain this title for many years to come. Her final goal for 2006 is to, one night, stay out later than Bláthnaid MacNamara. |
| Suky Raju | Her play on the field has been likened to spiderman, or rather spiderwoman, with her hard to believe reach, and her ability to be everywhere at once. Suky will have to use every teacher-like skill in her repertoire to control the unruly first team in Shanghai. Anyone who can do her a good deal on cattle prods and a fog horn should contact her immediately. Off the pitch, Suky needed more than a cattle prod to corral her other half into marriage. She finally drove him into a barn in the middle of England last New Years and proposed to him on the spot. Not that he seems to be complaining… |
| Tessa McGovern | With a name like that, she was bound to be good at the game. A prolific scorer, on and off the pitch, this teacher throws a mean BBQ and is more than willing to plunge head first into the pool, mobile phone in tow, to entertain her guests. Despite countless taxi doors in the face, word on the street has it that she may be finally relenting to the charms of Cork life. Watch this space… |
| Annemarie Doherty | Our woman in Singapore, Mr. Sean’s wife runs away with the record for ‘How many injuries can a body sustain in a friendly training session and still come back for more?”. The ball seems to gravitate towards her face, head, chest… But despite this, she will still be there at the bitter end, adding grace and class to the pitch. She is the prime exponent of the FFFTD™ (Fun Fact for the Day) – did you know that the 13th September is International Muppet Day?- and is considering offers to take the idea global. She also holds the dubious honor of being the only person to shock certain club members with a sex scene so graphic, it caused glass to be broken and alcohol to be spilt – and all with the use of two simple puppets. |
| Tracy Clemmer | Despite the fact that Tracy is probably one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet – cat box anyone? – evil thoughts about Tracy abound on a Thursday night when she puts the Lionesses through their paces at Fitness Training. This woman must never have gotten the memo that Lionesses prefer to spend at least 15 out of every 24 hours asleep, and only feel the need to spring into action when food is involved. She laughs in the face of cries for mercy and pushes for more. A true champagne backpacker – Tracy really can organize a hen party on a desert island and still find time to tend bar in the back of a van as it hurtles across Malaysia. |
| Elaine “the babe” | Since our mass exodus of 17 Gaelic lionesses last year, we have moved our recruitment strategy out of the pubs (which to be fair only provided us with more alcoholics) and in to secondary schools. Elaine is our youngest but probably most skillful player on the pitch. We now need to teach her to shout or roar (much to her parents dismay), so that we can actually hear her on the pitch. She is a mighty kicker and what she lacks in volume she makes up for skill. Already seen out and about drinking “coke”, hob knobbing with the new ambassador. Will she being able to stay on “cokes” all weekend in Shanghai, or will be we able to corrupt her and slip in a few vodka’s. Dad, alas, is never too far away to supervise. |
| Megan “eyes wide shut” | Megan has been voted the most enthusiastic player on the pitch. She turns up for all training sessions, listens to the coach and asks “appropriate” questions. We had to limit Megan to 2 questions a night, for fear of taking away our “aprčs”-pitch beer time at Dempsey’s. Great progress has been made this year, Megan, new to the game, has grasped all the rules. We now just need her to stop being so nice on the pitch and take out a few girls. After all, defenders are not supposed to be nice. A primary school teacher by profession, in her spare time, she gets up at the crack of dawn for fun to take 30 five years olds on random charity races. Good news, she only lost one child this year…. |
| “Puffing” Teresa | Teresa has found herself at the other side of the pitch these days. No she is not lost down Boat Quay, but has not been unknown to see her wondering around. An ardent defender by trade, seen taking out anyone in her path, has moved up the pitch this year to forward, to practice the “one two” (does anyone actually know what that is?). Way too technical, strategy was changed to belt anywhere near the goal and hope for the best. Teresa has become an excellent forward and enjoys antagonizing all in her path. Ladies Team Captain this year; once again we are looking to Teresa to draw on her ‘more’ sensible side to lead the girls to victory (and not down the pub) with cigarette in hand at 4 in the morning. |
| “Valentine” Kammi | Rumor has it “straight from the horses mouth” (well from Mammy Valentine after many drinks) that Miss Kammi is on the market and available for action. Beware before approach; she has a mean kick, as an absolutely fantastic defender, Kammi takes out all in her path. Other talents include touch rugby, missing training due to “working” so hard, going away for random “work weekends” to miss training, entertaining clients at Orchard Towers on Monday nights which leads to missing training on Tuesdays. A good swimmer, (so she does not need to train) – demonstrated at Bintan following Mrs. Brogan’s wedding, seen life-saving random friend at 4am, when, under duress, she headed in (voluntarily) fully clothed to save, a fellow US / Irish “Cork” lover, who was faking drowning to get away from a Mr. “soon to be married and should know better “McSwiney. |
| Nats “ The Zara” Range | Nats has been seen out recently wearing the “Zara” range, and it suits her. I always thought Zara was better than Top Shop, or for your poorer Irish readers “Pennies”. The most beautiful girl was born this year, and so we will have a new Gaelic lioness to join up in 15 years time. Nats is back in on fire and in full force (was she ever away?), after being stuck in mid field for two teams in the Blitz on her first session to training back after maternity leave; she picked up the ball like she had never been away. Husband Darrel was suitable embarrassed when comments like “ she looks better and is fitter than you and has just had a baby” were circulated. Despite motherhood, Nats is to be seen out on all socials, hen nights (dressed up in netball gear stolen by a certain accomplish teacher from a very posh school). Welcome back Nats, its great to have you back. |
| Anne “Britney” | Never a better Britney Spears seen on a recent hen night with a carkie belt/skirt in toe. Wow and I mean wow!!! The lads were trying to find the girls all night. Who wouldn’t - 20 beautiful but hammered school girls… No wonder she was having a “hawain” of a night. Well able to handle her alcohol but gives the impression that butter would not melt. What a load of crock!!!!…. Will power, or lack of it, is never a problem at the end of the night; when everyone else is moving to water, Anne is moving to the hard liquor for another few hours. Favorite haunts include Newton Circus at least 4 times at week around 3 am, (it is so much tastier than McDonalds, and that breakfast menu at 4am is such a pain!), even though Newton is “not at all” on the way home, obligatory to pop in just for a quick sweet and sour “something”, never too sure what the meat is, but who cares. New to Gaelic this year, Anne is a good forward/midfielder and able to hassle anyone in her way. She roars like a bear on the pitch, and has a savage aggressive streak; she will not go down without a fight, even if the odd fowl ensures she still has the ball. Anne has the makings of a great player. Alas only seconded out to us for a year, the Dublin Team have already ear-marked her return, along with her pet hamster/rat in pocket. How will she get “it” though customs? |
| Tai “Adventure Racer” | Has succeeded in taking out multiple members of the team this year, as well as herself by falling down stairs at a a party totally sober. Needs to arrive 30 minutes before any training session to wrap herself in plasters. She has got a bulk deal going on with Watsons. Is possibly the most aggressive girl on any sports pitch, and scares the crap out of anyone. Best to just run out of the way when she is coming towards you, you’re going down she takes no prisoners. Was sent off twice in the last Blitz for taking out both goalies. The boobs of one member have only recently found centre of gravity, and the other, needed an old knee surgery re-opened and stitched – no big deal “they were in the way”. A soccer player by trade, turned to Gaelic last year, I think she likes the contact aspect the best. Maybe we should hand her over to the Aussie Rules Team. In her free time she can be seen jumping off the Esplanade Bridge, abseiling off 30/40/50M bridges and kayaking with one arm. For any type of adventure Tai is your one. Up and ready to take on any challenge. A great motivational sports girl… |
| Aileen “Nutri” Lane | By far the classiest lady on the pitch this year. She has convinced others to follow in her footsteps and the results speak for themselves. We don’t recognize each other when we go out. Having roped a fellow Gaelic lioness to work along side her, there is no work done in the office. Lunches at the American Club, Muddies, the Marriot could well see profits start to dwindle. Not so, its all necessary PR. No going back to cantine food and Tuas for Aileen. A veteran of the sport, twice to Hong Kong and now twice to Shanghai , a very strong defender and all round player. Burns at least 650 calories from each football session, and that’s just from the gossiping in the courner. Acts as a handy win man on a girl’s night out. I am sure not her chaperoning skills will be required in Shanghai this year, I think the carkie skirt will work just fine by itself. Sorry Aileen. |
| Bla “the heels” | A ray of sunshine and joy and a spirited member of the team for Jon, our coach!!. Instructions are generally always rebutted with a bit smile. More concerned with the social side of the weekend in Shanghai , and advising what outfits the girls should take up on Saturday night. A great addition to the pitch, Bla, traditionally a defender, has shown this year she is very versatile on the pitch in all positions, especially on the sideline, puffing in between matches. A very popular lady who manages to put fun in to everything she does. Is partial to a bit of a bop in the wee hours of the morning. A desperate blow was served, after breaking her toe kicking Carmody’s boot (there was no ball to be seen, is there ever?) She still managed to go out to the MOS nightclub with a broken toe and stay out till 4am, until she finally decided on Sunday that she probably should go to the doctors since she couldn’t move. Was then out of action for 6 weeks and told to wear “flats”. You what? Straight out to hit the shops for the latest range of flats. We couldn’t see Bla - she had disappeared. Now back in form, back on the pitch, and back on the dance floor, here we come Attica…. Bla has done an enormous amount for the club as PRO and as a result we are all seriously “socially” bonded. Your newsletters are a delight to read (we do read them honest). Thank-you. |
| Maggie “disappearing” Chan | Has any one see Maggie this year? Rumor has it that she might show up for training prior to Shnaghai . She could off course just turn up and play, training is after all, only for those that can’t play. A great forward, Maggie will quietly slip the balls in to goal when you lease expect her to. A welcome return for the team. |
| Mickey “nearly taken” | Traditionally a touch rugby player, Mickey joined Gaelic last year. Has managed to bag herself an English Man to marry, did someone not tell her about English Men? Will be coming up to Shanghais this year, and claims she is not as fit as last year. You certainly look fit Mickey. Ask any of the lads…… Are delighted you can come and play with us. |
| Adele “ English Bird” | The newest comer to the team. A soccer player introduced by Tai. Another monster on the pitch. The old 4 steps is still posing a few challenges, but not to worry, if in doubt just boot the ball away in any direction. Unable to make midweek training as she does “fencing”. None of us have seen this, so it could just be a very good excuse not to come down on Tuesdays. Adele has fitted right in, good English lass to beef up the numbers. The more the merrier. |
| Maybelle Tan | Again Maybelle shows her true support for the Gaelic Team by coming up to Shanghai to purchase the latest in bags that are not yet legal in Singapore or Dublin. Being married to the Men’s captain gives her a carte blanche not to turn up for any training sessions, and still get a place on the team!!!! You are a star Maybelle. Has played many roles in the past few years from weather girl, physio, football player, supporter and more commonly known as the shopper. Put your lists in girls, and I can guarantee this lady will not only get the best bag, but will haggle you down to the best price. |
| Rachel “I can do 5K, honest….” | Rachel has joined us for fitness training this year. New out to Singapore, not quite taken with this whole Gaelic sport, or team sport in general but we are working on her for next year. A Tracy protégée, has been completing races in style. For a confirmed coach potato before, Rachel is certainly getting up and out these days. A welcome member this year. First met the girls on a hen weekend in Rawa, knew from the start she would fit right in. Nothing to do with the antics off the beech. |
| Kelly “ the masseur” | Kelly has decided to take up a massage course (not for the boyfriend to benefit from). No No…. She is going to give us free sport massages apparently. She has yet to pass the course, but hasn’t been kicked off just yet. Kelly is new out to Singapore this year, and is a fitness freak. Need to convince her to play, still working on that part……..we have time… |
| Denise Galvin. | A veteran to the game, has come up to Hong Kong and Shanghai and played many a time before. Not much of one for coming down to training, but definitely enjoys the socials and the singing down Mollies. Is going to strap the lads this year, I wondered why she liked her job so much. Another wedded chick from the team this year. Is coming up again to Shanghai, will need to drag her away from the markets and the husband this year and down the pitch. One thing for sure, she will be first to the beer tent. |
| Jamie ("Mav") Morrisroe | Without a doubt the loudest Lioness on or off the pitch, this Awesome Californian Babe keeps us smiling with her good humour and relentless antics at training. A fierce defender, and all-round athlete, Jamie scares the heck out of most of the opposition. Rumours abound about a broken nose last year in Shanghai....? Anyway - a Top Gun fanatic is our Maverick - watch out for her in Shanghai running into the sunset, vodka under one arm, ball in the other... screaming "Goose!, Goose!, There's a mig on your tail!!!" at the top of her lungs - Janey Mack! |
| Jonny “Cash” Carmody | A Limerick Arsenal supporter come professional photographer and Jonny Cash look alike... Rumored to still be under 40 but only just, entering adventure races based on age category. Was coerced in to ladies coach this year, made the crucial mistake of saying that he didn’t know who the girls were last year - Father Jack mid life crisis “ feck….girls”. Has done a great job over the season, cigarette in one hand and ball in the other, demonstrating his uber professional ball skills, whilst still roaring. Emphasis on fun and drink this year and eh football of course…we won’t let you down Jon… |
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